This is the best thing in the entire world. When I am a grown up human being, I will save my monies (almost 5000 of them) and buy one, and I won't leave the house for days.

Capable of tilting forwards and backwards, a raising and lowering upper section holding up to three monitors on the swing arm, boasting LED working lights and Bose surround sound speakers, adjustable keyboard tray and leg rest, and multiple inputs for all sorts of computers. This is the pinnacle of human achievement, and when it comes with a neural net interface, my transition into the technological singularity will be complete.